THe Puma Tuma

It was a Hate rap for my most recent Ex.
Those of you who know me know that I love to rap despite the fact that I may suck. It also is my favorite way to vent about things that go on in my life. THIs one is Called the Puma Tuma.


The Puma TUma

You ever find yourself trapped, stuck, caught on a hook,
Not hook as in a line in a rhyme or in a book.
I mean a hook, the thing that occupied you,
Took you outta your shoes and went ahead and enslaved you
Jus cuz she was chill, let you call her your boo
Made you go crazy, and went as far as even let you
Take her out to dinna ,…and buy her things,
hoping to one day, land that diamond ring
but then you find out , ouch, fuck, reality stings
she jus led you the fuck on, this wasn’t even a fling
you thought she was an angel, with those two white wings
but instead u see horns, and with those horns she brings,
a deadly body, and a venomous hook,
who woulda thought this bitch was such a crook,
she’s dangerous, she a playa, yea shes a killa..
damn she’s more viscious than any o these niggas
can’t buy an ak or bullet proof vest,
there’s no defense against her, too strong that hex
Fkn pulled some new tricks ouuta her voodoo chest,
And played with us like puppets, pinnochio at best
Gotta run away from this bitch. Yo Gotta head west,
Cuz I canT take this shit, hearts rippn outta ma chest..
Damn
(HOOK)
This puma, aint nothing more than a tumor
Here to chill, but less late than sooner,
She’ll occupy your soul, your house, and your life,
And if you don’t dip now… o how soon o u’ll find,
She’s more dangerous than any other guy,
Nd yea son she don’t need no knife. K baii
(HOOK)

There was this one kid, worked at her job.
Kid liked her, next thing u know, he’s her dog.
His name was D for what.. haha..
My bad… lets keep it D for dog
Ain’t gonna say shit cuz damn I’m gone
Noo need to point out fingers
and call out these nigggas
The men , all of these clueless men,
O how u don’t wanna know where she’s been
You jus picture … her nd u in love for life,
Maybe have kids, maybe let her be your wife…
now all you wanna do is is find that knife
best do it in the shadows, the shadows of the night


Nd she knows u want that,, she leads in spite.
And don’t say shit nigga, cuz you know im right
She’s the selfish girl, come on …you all know the type.
The chick who can’t be all alone at night.
Hits you up , says hey baby can you tell me a bedtime story,
How do you kids not see through this girl, haha she’s a phony.
Mother fucker bitch is fuking corny..
Why am I still saying this shit.. its getting boring..

HOOK
Yo whats wrong with u kids u high
And yea I know this is boring
It’s boring to see all u kids, adoring
I’m the kid in the corner snoring..
All these guys drolling over her, horny
Why is it that you can’t see what I can see
It primarily started with this kid h-a. barry
Now barry seemd to be o so caring
But turned out to be a pysho kid o how scary
Got emotional over shit so blindly
Told the kid to grow a sac, and stop whining.
Not gonna lie, I was tangled in some webs,
But I somehow found the source, the spider, instead
I saw it weaving it’s webs,
said high to ther spider, and put fire on its head.
And that night I went to sleep in my bed..
And o how nice nd clear it was, like she was dead.
I was unleashed from the hook, free to swim the sea..
If only the rest o u kids, could be like me..