Cincinnati Knows Exactly How Funds Should Be Spent

Because apparently $24.5 million is being spent on a full-scale replica of Noah's Ark. This colossal "attraction" will be constructed right outside the city by the same people who brought us the Creation Museum. And according to CNN.com, "Ken Ham, president and CEO of Answers In Genesis, cites poll data showing that an estimated 63 percent of Americans would visit a full-scale replica of Noah's Ark if one were built in the U.S." Oh, really, now? Is that the same amount of people opposed to the building of a mosque in Ground Zero? Let's coordinate our opinions on theological landmarks, now, people.