Friday, October 15, 2010

Lets Rap About Hamlet

Their was this guy Hamlet that I know
A cocky prince who could put on a show
He was college bound and a pro with chicks
He's also this plays main protagonist

His dad ruled Denmark from what I hear
Till his brother poured poison in his ear
This killed the king and left the throne bare
Till Cladius, his brother decided to sit their

The story gets weirder because he married his wife
Not only did he kill him but he took his whole life
Now Hamlet's got a new daddy who's already related
His Uncle is his Father and soon he'll be hated

Hamlet meets the ghost of his dead old man
Who tells him to avenge him however he can
To kill his brother and save Gertrude his wife
To make Cladius pay for taking his life

So Hamlet aims to do this and gets pretty obsessed
He stops talking to Ophelia and she gets depressed
He stops hanging with friends because they get in his way
His one main objective becomes the uncle he must slay

The story continues and Hamlet kills Polonius by mistake
This is Ophelia and Laertes's father for christsake
Laertes gets very angry when he discover's his father's been slayed
So he challenges Hamlet to a duel and poison the tip of his blade

They have a large fight scene in the end of act five
By the time it is over no one is left alive

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